so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Please don't give away my fajitas
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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