What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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