Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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