I wish i was in the wii world.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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