i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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