is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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