I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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