woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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