what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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