Dual....:-)
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Mom said you looked used
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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