Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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