You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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