if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I just want nice things and good sex
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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