More tranny stories later!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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