its not stalking. its research.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
