we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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