And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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