I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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