Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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