it's not cheating when I paid for it
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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