OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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