I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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