The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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