normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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