I like my sex mixed with concussions.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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