I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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