im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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