Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I am naked and annoyed.
Randomize
