I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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