Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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