Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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