Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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