There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
the raccoons are back...
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