I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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