I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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