Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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