Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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