do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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