Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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