I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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