I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
that's an acceptable place to lick
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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