Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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