is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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