i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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