I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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