I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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