Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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