is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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