Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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