well you can't waste a boner
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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